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So… You wanna explore the Universe.

If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the cold, dark, and unforgivable void. A mistake, really, but I am not here to stop you; I am here to lay out some basic rules that you puny mortals must abide by.

  1. Don’t ask questions you are not prepared to know the answer to.
  2. There’s always bigger.
  3. Never cross the Elder Gods.
  4. Always remember rule 1.
  5. Fusion based energy is your best friend. If you are still using fossil fuels then your species sucks. Period.
  6. Speaking of fossil fuels, chemical based rockets suck. Try using space bending warp drives or quantum bridges. Light speed sucks, too.
  7. It’s not a bad idea for your species to be genocidal xenophobic maniacs to everything but yourselves. Just make sure you have the firepower to back it up.
  8. I highly recommend total unity within your species. If you are too busy fighting amongst yourselves, what are you going to do when Needledorp arrives?
  9. Fear Needledorp.
  10. Always remember rule 9.
  11. If you find a desolate, rocky planet with the only inhabitant named “Frank”, avoid that planet at all costs. I don’t care if it’s rich in resources, just avoid it.
  12. Some black holes are alive. They are aggressive. Do not pet the black holes.
  13. It’s just like that, sometimes.
  14. Make sure nothing is following you.
  15. If you have an individual with psychic powers, expect them to go insane once they leave the confines of your mother star. Lock them up in a closet with a few markers and check up on them every once in a while. If they star my screaming about an entity named “Carol”, shoot them out the airlock. They will be the distraction.
  16. Remember rule 1.
  17. You are immortal until proven otherwise.
  18. Any extraterrestrial rocks may have anomalous properties. Proceed with caution, or you may get space zombies or something.
  19. Remember rule 13.
  20. Make sure nothing is following you.
  21. Violence may be an answer to a dispute with an extraterrestrial entity. Copulation is a last resort (control your thirst).
  22. If bullets don’t work, punches will.
  23. Remember rule 17.
  24. Your objective: survive.
  25. Babies are not food, they are weapons.
  26. There are cheat codes.
  27. Don’t ask about the cheat codes. Remember rule 1.
  28. If the void is staring at you. Make it uncomfortable.
  29. Avoid Frank. The anomalous one.
  30. Remember rules 1, 2, and 3.
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How to Befriend the Monster Under Your Bed

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Befriending the monster under your bed has always been a risky affair. You either do it right or you die. Follow the tips below to increase your chances of friendship.

  1. Read bedtime stories to your monster.
  2. Offer food once in a while. 
  3. In some cases your monster might be aggressive; show dominance. I suggest you pick up ’How to Cook the Monster under Your Bed’ by notorious monster serial killer Dave Harley, and put it on your nightstand. Visit the HGK477 library and ask Bob. He knows where to find it. 
  4. Do not look directly into its eyes. Ask for permission first. 
  5. If you notice that your closet door is opened, move out of the room, you won’t be able to handle two of them.
  6. Talk to the monster. 
  7. Some monsters only read dreams and don’t understand the human language. Increase the chance of you having a monster friendly dream by visualizing yourself doing something nice with the monster until you fall asleep. 
  8. Leave an arm, any arm, dangling from your bed. 
  9. If pitch black shadows darker than dark creep up on the walls, leave immediately. It’s not your room anymore. 
  10. Clean underneath your bed for them.
  11. If your bed starts to shake violently, stop. Try again tomorrow.

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How do you write creepy stories

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  • Over describe things
  • Under describe things
  • Fingers, teeth, and eyes
  • Short sentences in rapid succession build tension
  • Single sentence paragraphs build dread
  • Uncanny valley=things that aren’t normal almost getting it right
  • Third person limited view
  • Limited explanations
  • Rot, mold, damage, age, static, flickering, especially in places it shouldn’t be
  • Limited sights for your mc -blindness, darkness, fog, refuse
  • Real consequences
  • Being alone -the more people there are, the less scary it is
  • Intimate knowledge, but only on one side

I don’t know I just write scary things but I don’t know what I’m doing.

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Rule of Thumb: your reader’s imagination will scare them more than anything you could ever write. You don’t have to offer a perfectly concrete explanation for everything at the end. In fact, doing so may detract from your story.

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